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It's my nerrvous braekdown, and no-one else is shaering it! It is I, Charcoale, of the megamighty Dildo Fatwa, at teh tired but triomphant readmee text writing stage! Weer bak agane, with soemthing a litle bit different from the usual rancid stuffs perhaps? Annyway, welkome to the "Wee dreme of Attari" demo, a multimeedia sound and vizionscape of what goes on inside oure heades at nigght, especialy Ferleases! Mind yu, wee had to eddit down Ferleases innermost thorts, as wee want to maek this demmo suitable for fammily viewing! Annyway, I'm geting ahead of myselfe now, so we go to teh next part of this readme, where i can tel you a bit more aboute the demo. ### #### ### ### #### ### ### #### ### ### #### ### ### #### ### #### #### ### #### #### #### ##### #### ##### ###### #### ###### ######## #### ######## ######## #### ######## A b o u t t h e D e m o . . . #### #### #### "We Dreme of Attari" reppresents some two too three wekes of concentraeted hard wurk, and some previous months of dillatory sodding about beforehand. Infact, the origin point goes al the way bak to when wee were making the 'Elvis' demmo last year. The 'Hypno-Ferlease' section yu wil see, is an expandded version of what was going tobe the intro for 'Elvis'. Then we deccided to use it in a toatally diferent production, with other anims to be added in, moer of which yu will see feetured in the demmo itself. It is a multimeedia production, mostly maed on Attari, but with soem help from my new Machintosh compy from Aple corp. I'll give you an ideea of the 'tooles used' in the next bit of reedme text. It mannages teh most compleet useage of animated bitmaped graphics, with animatted ascii stuffs all running together at teh same tiem, and NO ZIKS! Yes, Pongo has beene banned from doing his smelly (de)compozitions this time, and was sent of to do some sample riping insted. So wee hav a one hundered percent sampled soundtrak! Good, or what? The samples were taken from a lot of places, but a cupple of good ones came from soem Sparehen 3 songs, thankes Kev! For some reazon, certain samples were niked from the album "From teh hell- holes of Uranus, to teh Tee-rooms of Mars". This albume was by Landskape, who were teh best overhyped studio band, which briefely appeared and disappered in 1981. Theyre best song was "My Name is Norrman Baetes", which we dident use, but wish we hadd! People who were alive in 1981 mighht remembre "Einstien a gogo" as well. ########## ############### ######### ######## ########## ###### ################# ################ ################## ################### #################### #################### ################ T e c h n i c a l N o t e s . . . ########## Teh tools used include, Everrest textedit for the ascci, Graoumf trakker to eddit the samples, 525 to connvert these to the dessired frequencie. Also Appex Media for the orriginals of the funy twisting head bitmap anims of Ferlease and others! Imagecoppy was used to convert them to the sort of laeme colour map wee like to use. Therr was also some mention of the Machintoshe, which donnated its speeche synthe, for something REALLY diferent on teh audio. This demmo is intennded for Faclon '030. It is not realy reccommended for STe, as it wil get horibly slow. Also it is closeley tied to standard 16mhz Faclon, slightely moer optimized for VGA systems. It is not realy reccommendded for acelerators either. Runing it on CT60 led to all sorts of nasty sonic colisions with the audio! And it wil nede 4MB of memmory, as there are two and a halfe meg of data which depacks right into memmory, so best to runne it with a fairley clean desktoppe if you are not a 14meg fanboi. Apart from al the caveats and warrnings above, should bee straitforward realy.. ######## #### ## #### ### ## ### ## ## ## ### #### ### ### ###### ### ### ## ## ## ### ### ## ## ## ### ## ## ## ## ## ### ## ### ### ## ### C r e d i t s a n d G r e e t i n g s . . . ########## Ok then, so who did wot? Unliek recent demmos, al the team memberes hav worked hard this tiem. Theres no loungeing about on silken palisades from teh other two, whilst I'm doing al the wurk! So it's a big hi there to me, Charcole, for dezigning and puting it altogether. But a great feet of work from Ferlease, who brought bak tradditional Ascci values missing for too long! Even with the stuf which had to bee changed on teh fly, as it didnt looke righte in forty columns with a pikture in the bakground. Thankes mate, you did a bang-up jobbe there! As for Pongo, he had a stroek of jeenius, not only nicking some nice samples, but also using my Aple Mach to make a speeche synthe song! Only problem is mate, I changed around some of teh orijinal lyrrics to soemthing, shall wee say, more favorable to myselfe, har har! Okey, I gues it is time for some gretes now; To Gray of Mystick Bites, we loved your Chosnek! Esp Pongo, who lieks anything to do with garlick! To teh orgo's of Outlion '06. Ok, its a bit laet this year, but wee guess this will rule as much as the other two parrties did! To Norman Feeske (OhNo! of Escape) and Kristin, congrats, youre a daddy and mummy now! Well done, and give her one from us Norm! Ahh a bit too late with that sugestion perhaps! To Deezil of Devolution, Evil of the Dead Smackers, thanks for teh CT60 stufs, please maek more soon! To Mr Punk and the Reservoir Bogs, wher are yu?! Hoepfully Outlion '06 will anser those questions. Gwem Steffani, so your'e singing live at Outliner 06? Cool! To everryone else, if youre at Outloin '06, then hi there! If not, then hi annyway! ######################### ########### ########### ########### ########### ######### ######### ###### # ####### #### ### #### ## ##### ## ####### C l o s i n g T h o u g h t s . . . ##### ....If wee runne fast enough, can wee get away in tiem? ....Noe, agggh! They blocked teh doors and exits! ....Weer doomed! But seriusly folks, We'll bee bak! Don't know wher, don't know whenn..... (C) Didlo Fatwa, May 2006.