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/|  | \ E   |__- |_' |_' |_>   S | \ | '_\
                                       |
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| \ | \   / \ |  _  \  _____   _____   _____   ____   |  __\ |  _  \
|.| |..\ /..| |.|_\.| |.._..\ |.._..\ |.._..\ |.._..\ |.|    |.|_\.|
|:| |:::.:::| |:::::| |:|_\:| |:| |:| |:|_\:| |:| |:| |:|__  |:.___'
||| |||\_/||| |||---' ||||||| ||| ||| ||||||| ||| ||| |||||/ ||\___
|+\ '_'   '_' |+|     '__---' '_' '_' |_|-|_| '_' '_' '__--' '__---'
'--`          '_'

     E p i s o d e  3  -  T h i s   r e a l l y   s u c k s !

                                 .     __.----.____
  .                            .      /Egotism     \
                                     |Vanity        :    .     .
 .             . .                   | Lustfulness  :
                                      \____________/       .
                         .                ///         .         .
                    _----------------'.-.///.                 .
                  |' Passive-Aggressiveness  \_         .
               .  '                            |            .    *
                   \.      Toilet Humour      /      .
    .                \.                      /                    .
                       \  Dodgy Anim-GIFs     \.__.     .-_
 .       .              |                          \  .'   '-_______
        -*-      .      :                          || === =
         '              '\  Nasal Hair experiments // === = _-------
                          '\             .___.___._'   '._-'      .
 .         .                \     Greebo!|       .             .
       .                     \ Wee-Wee   /   .             .     .
  .       .                   '---___---'       .     .


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                              ,--.----.-----.-----.      ___----___
      .                       : Taking a close look:    / /_/_/_/_ \
                              : at a black hole is :   |            |
   .        /                 : fun, but we're     ;   | ..      ...|
           /                  : getting too close  ;    \____  ____/
         //                   : so it's time to go!         |  |
       /   /   /             /_ /_ /_ /_ /_ /_ /_ /   ___.--||||--.___
       \     //               -   -   -  -  -  -   __/______'__'______\__
 \' /  '  ' \'  \                                 (  ..              ..  )
 /'   /  /                                  *      '_  ______  ______  _'
  \/ ' / \ / \ \                       .            \ .              . /
 / /'//  '   /   /           .                       \ \ """ "" """ / /
 /.:#' /  /   \ /                                     \/            \/
/(<###>)   /   '                      .                \            /      *
/ ':# / \/   / /                             .          |':.    .:'|
 / /' '   //                                            |          |
 \ .\ . / / \                                            \  \  /  /
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 / /  /                         ,                           '--'
                                                          .
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  ,------------------,          ,---------------------------,
 : The next awesomely :         : Yeah,we need to unlock     :
 : practical question :         : the helm controls. It's    :
 : is, where's Weevl? :         : password protected and all!:
 '___   ____________'   .^----^.'-- //'___ _____ ____ __ --
      \\               /        \  //
     o \\        o    /_   ~   _ \         .-----------------,
    /   \\    __/    //\\     //\ \       : He's sleeping off :
    \    '   /       |\__\   /__/ |       : a vodka binge!    :
    :--'""'--:       |\   < >    /|       : So far at least!  :
 .-'  \____/  -.     | \        / |     _  :: _  -----------'
(,.  ((_[]_)   ,)    |||\ .<>. /|||    / \   / \
 \_.   -<>-  ._/      \| '.__.' |/        | |
    \,_____,/             |  |          /\| |/\
   ____) (____         ___|  |___      / @\ /@ \
  /     .     \      (    $$$$    )    \  / \  /
 /      .      \     / ::::::::::||     \/   \/
 | |    .    | |    //|;;;;;;;;;;||      \\ //
 | |    .    | |   // |''''''''''||      /\ /\   \_
 | |    .    | |   \\ |          //     /| V |\  /
 Cc|    .    |cC    \\|         //      \|   | \/
    \       /        \\........//|       \___/
     |  |  |         / \      / \:       /   \
     |  |  |          :    __  / :       |   |
 ---------------    ----------------,    \   |
/ / """"""""    \  // // //  / / /  /\   /   \
/                \/,--------------,/  \
  AsuSS!         //              /     \
_-_________--\  /---------------\

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  ,------------------------,    ,----------------------------,
 : Right, we'll have to     :   : Erm, I think it's the name   :
 : do this one without him.  :  : of his cat. Which is (titter):
 : So what's the password? ,:   : Mr Tigglefluff!              :
 '___   ____________'   .^----^.'-- //'___ _____ ____ __ --
      \\               /        \  //
     o \\        o    /_   ~   _ \       .--------------------,
    /   \\    __/    //\\     //\ \     : Who's idea was it to :
    \    '   /       |\__\   /__/ |     : upgrade to Windows 8?:
    :--'""'--:       |\   < >    /|     :(Ah that would be me!):
 .-'  \____/  -.     | \        / |     _  :: _  -------------'
(,.  ((_[]_)   ,)    |||\ .(). /|||    / \   / \
 \_.   <-0>  ._/      \| '.__.' |/        | |
    \,_____,/             |  |          /\| |/\
   ____) (____         ___|  |___      / @\ /@ \
  /     .     \      (    $$$$    )    \  / \  /
 /      .      \     / ::::::::::||     \/   \/
 | |    .    | |    //|;;;;;;;;;;||      \\ //
 | |    .    | |   // |''''''''''||      /\ /\
 \ \    .   / /    \\ |          //     /| V |\
- Cc    .  |cC -----\\|--------.//--,   \|   | \/
 """""""""" /\       /|\       |\\  /\   \___/  \
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                 ,--.----.-----.-----.       ___----___       .
      .          : Nope, that's not   :     / /_/_/_/_ \  .
                 : working!           :    |            |          .
   .        /     '-------------------'    | ..      ...|
           /          B-DONK!               \____  ____/
         //        ,___________________,        |  |        ~'~ D r i f t ! ~
       /   /   /  : It's case sensitive ) ___.--||||--.___
       \     //   : Try it with a    : __/______'__'______\__
 \' /  '  ' \'  \ : capital M and a : (  ..              ..  )  .
 /'   /  /        : capital T!    :    '_  ______  ______  _'
  \/ ' / \ / \ \   '------------'       \ .              . /       .
 / /'//  '   /   /      DING !           \ \ """ "" """ / /  '
 /.:#' /  /   \ /     ,---------,         \/            \/
/(<###>)   /   '     : Yes, yes :          \            /      *  .
/ ':# / \/   / /     : Got it!  :           |':.    .:'|               .
 / /' '   //         '----------'           |          |
 \ .\ . / / \                                \  \  /  /   .
 \  /'  //                                    '_    _'        '     +
 / /  /             ,                           '--'                  .
                                                          .
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  ,------------------------,    ,--------------------------,
 : We've unlocked the helm :   : Keying in commands for    :
 : Let's get this heap     :   : maximum thrust. I-t's     :
 : moving asap!           ,:   : stuck! The screens stuck! :
 '___   ____________'   .^----^.'-- //'___ _____ ____ __ --'
      \\               /        \  //
     o \\        o    /_   ~   _ \       .--------------------,
    /   \\    __/    //\\     //\ \     : The spinny thing's   :
    \    '   /       |\__\   /__/ |     : just going round and :
    :--'""'--:       |\   < >    /|     : round!               :
 .-'  \____/  -.     | \        / |     _  :: _  -------------'
(,.  ((_[]_)   ,)    |||\ ./\. /|||    / \   / \
 \_.   <  >  ._/      \| '.__.' |/        | |
    \,_____,/             |  |          /\| |/\
   ____) (____         ___|  |___      /* \ /@ \
  /     .     \      (    $$$$    )    \  / \  /
 /      .      \     / ::::::::::||     \/   \/
 | |    .    | |    //|;;;;;;;;;;||      \\ //
 | |    .    | |   // |''''''''''||      /\ /\
 \ \    .   / /    \\ |          ||     /| V |\  |/
- Cc    .  |cC -----\\|--------. ||--,  \|   | \/
 """"""""""          /|\         |\\ \   \___/
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I do have a reasonable idea for the next episode! You shouldn't have to
wait so long for it! - CiH - Nov 2014

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