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/ |_ ___ _, _, _ |_ . _ /| | \ E |__- |_' |_' |_> S | \ | '_\ | _ _ _ _____ ____ _____ | \ | \ / \ | _ \ _____ _____ _____ ____ | __\ | _ \ |.| |..\ /..| |.|_\.| |.._..\ |.._..\ |.._..\ |.._..\ |.| |.|_\.| |:| |:::.:::| |:::::| |:|_\:| |:| |:| |:|_\:| |:| |:| |:|__ |:.___' ||| |||\_/||| |||---' ||||||| ||| ||| ||||||| ||| ||| |||||/ ||\___ |+\ '_' '_' |+| '__---' '_' '_' |_|-|_| '_' '_' '__--' '__---' '--` '_' E p i s o d e 3 - T h i s r e a l l y s u c k s ! . __.----.____ . . /Egotism \ |Vanity : . . . . . | Lustfulness : \____________/ . . /// . . _----------------'.-.///. . |' Passive-Aggressiveness \_ . . ' | . * \. Toilet Humour / . . \. / . \ Dodgy Anim-GIFs \.__. .-_ . . | \ .' '-_______ -*- . : || === = ' '\ Nasal Hair experiments // === = _------- '\ .___.___._' '._-' . . . \ Greebo!| . . . \ Wee-Wee / . . . . . '---___---' . . - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ,--.----.-----.-----. ___----___ . : Taking a close look: / /_/_/_/_ \ : at a black hole is : | | . / : fun, but we're ; | .. ...| / : getting too close ; \____ ____/ // : so it's time to go! | | / / / /_ /_ /_ /_ /_ /_ /_ / ___.--||||--.___ \ // - - - - - - __/______'__'______\__ \' / ' ' \' \ ( .. .. ) /' / / * '_ ______ ______ _' \/ ' / \ / \ \ . \ . . / / /'// ' / / . \ \ """ "" """ / / /.:#' / / \ / \/ \/ /(<###>) / ' . \ / * / ':# / \/ / / . |':. .:'| / /' ' // | | \ .\ . / / \ \ \ / / \ /' // '_ _' / / / , '--' . - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ,------------------, ,---------------------------, : The next awesomely : : Yeah,we need to unlock : : practical question : : the helm controls. It's : : is, where's Weevl? : : password protected and all!: '___ ____________' .^----^.'-- //'___ _____ ____ __ -- \\ / \ // o \\ o /_ ~ _ \ .-----------------, / \\ __/ //\\ //\ \ : He's sleeping off : \ ' / |\__\ /__/ | : a vodka binge! : :--'""'--: |\ < > /| : So far at least! : .-' \____/ -. | \ / | _ :: _ -----------' (,. ((_[]_) ,) |||\ .<>. /||| / \ / \ \_. -<>- ._/ \| '.__.' |/ | | \,_____,/ | | /\| |/\ ____) (____ ___| |___ / @\ /@ \ / . \ ( $$$$ ) \ / \ / / . \ / ::::::::::|| \/ \/ | | . | | //|;;;;;;;;;;|| \\ // | | . | | // |''''''''''|| /\ /\ \_ | | . | | \\ | // /| V |\ / Cc| . |cC \\| // \| | \/ \ / \\........//| \___/ | | | / \ / \: / \ | | | : __ / : | | --------------- ----------------, \ | / / """""""" \ // // // / / / /\ / \ / \/,--------------,/ \ AsuSS! // / \ _-_________--\ /---------------\ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ,------------------------, ,----------------------------, : Right, we'll have to : : Erm, I think it's the name : : do this one without him. : : of his cat. Which is (titter): : So what's the password? ,: : Mr Tigglefluff! : '___ ____________' .^----^.'-- //'___ _____ ____ __ -- \\ / \ // o \\ o /_ ~ _ \ .--------------------, / \\ __/ //\\ //\ \ : Who's idea was it to : \ ' / |\__\ /__/ | : upgrade to Windows 8?: :--'""'--: |\ < > /| :(Ah that would be me!): .-' \____/ -. | \ / | _ :: _ -------------' (,. ((_[]_) ,) |||\ .(). /||| / \ / \ \_. <-0> ._/ \| '.__.' |/ | | \,_____,/ | | /\| |/\ ____) (____ ___| |___ / @\ /@ \ / . \ ( $$$$ ) \ / \ / / . \ / ::::::::::|| \/ \/ | | . | | //|;;;;;;;;;;|| \\ // | | . | | // |''''''''''|| /\ /\ \ \ . / / \\ | // /| V |\ - Cc . |cC -----\\|--------.//--, \| | \/ """""""""" /\ /|\ |\\ /\ \___/ \ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \ - | |- - - - - - ,--.----.-----.-----. ___----___ . . : Nope, that's not : / /_/_/_/_ \ . : working! : | | . . / '-------------------' | .. ...| / B-DONK! \____ ____/ // ,___________________, | | ~'~ D r i f t ! ~ / / / : It's case sensitive ) ___.--||||--.___ \ // : Try it with a : __/______'__'______\__ \' / ' ' \' \ : capital M and a : ( .. .. ) . /' / / : capital T! : '_ ______ ______ _' \/ ' / \ / \ \ '------------' \ . . / . / /'// ' / / DING ! \ \ """ "" """ / / ' /.:#' / / \ / ,---------, \/ \/ /(<###>) / ' : Yes, yes : \ / * . / ':# / \/ / / : Got it! : |':. .:'| . / /' ' // '----------' | | \ .\ . / / \ \ \ / / . \ /' // '_ _' ' + / / / , '--' . . - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ,------------------------, ,--------------------------, : We've unlocked the helm : : Keying in commands for : : Let's get this heap : : maximum thrust. I-t's : : moving asap! ,: : stuck! The screens stuck! : '___ ____________' .^----^.'-- //'___ _____ ____ __ --' \\ / \ // o \\ o /_ ~ _ \ .--------------------, / \\ __/ //\\ //\ \ : The spinny thing's : \ ' / |\__\ /__/ | : just going round and : :--'""'--: |\ < > /| : round! : .-' \____/ -. | \ / | _ :: _ -------------' (,. ((_[]_) ,) |||\ ./\. /||| / \ / \ \_. < > ._/ \| '.__.' |/ | | \,_____,/ | | /\| |/\ ____) (____ ___| |___ /* \ /@ \ / . \ ( $$$$ ) \ / \ / / . \ / ::::::::::|| \/ \/ | | . | | //|;;;;;;;;;;|| \\ // | | . | | // |''''''''''|| /\ /\ \ \ . / / \\ | || /| V |\ |/ - Cc . |cC -----\\|--------. ||--, \| | \/ """""""""" /|\ |\\ \ \___/ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - \ - | |- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - .888' \ .odP++4bo. ,---- ---------- ---------- --, 888' .d8' `48b. : Its that anti-virus crapware! : 88' \ 8P `48. : The disk is maxed out and : ' \ 8' .""o. 18. : nothing's moving. I can't ; - @9'_** .8 88 ___ even get the task ; . / `+8g8+"' 88 '_._' manager to appear! : . 'd____// ,___ ________ ----- -- -- ' b. / \ j8' \ ." :_ . 48b, / \ .d8 | .. __) .oaggao. +8bo. .d8+ \__/ .ooo. . . +88ggg88+ .aaggo. .aaggo. o. oggggggo 888oo..- _..oo888888oo.. 'oo888888888oo..___ ___..oo88888oo++"' 'o888888888ggggg888888++""ooooo ''''''''''' - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - .888' .odP++4bo. ,---- ---------- ---------- --, 888' .d8' `48b. : Gaaah! Now it's errored on : 88' 8P `48. : updating and going to revert : ' 8' .""". / 18. : changes! It's totally cra- ; - @9'_** === 88 '---------------------------' . `+8g8+"\ 88 -___---___--__--__---___-______- . 8 _== _==, | b. j8' |_ | | | | | | | | . 48b, .d8 | | | | | | |-==' . +8bo. .d8+ ==-' '=== '===' '===' | . +88ggg88+ -___---__--_--__--__--______-_ .,. o. ogggo 888oo..- _..oo888888oo.. 'oo888888888oo..___ ___..oo88888oo++"' 'o888888888ggggg888888++""ooooo ''''''''''' - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - So, is this the ,-== :__ '=== N D ? - Not necessarily! I do have a reasonable idea for the next episode! You shouldn't have to wait so long for it! - CiH - Nov 2014
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