üüThey're some of the most
respected scientific minds in the
country.
üüThey're also mad.
üüYou would be too if you had to
design and conduct critical research
in Atari's Life Sciences building.
üüThere are cracks in the ceilings
and cracks in the walls.
üüAnd leaks in all the cracks.
üüBecause of the rotten plumbing.
üüWhich may be what's causing
those terrible odors.
üüThe ones that won't go away, on
account of all the ventilation
problems.
üüAnd it won't be long before we'll
have to put laboratories in the
lavatories. (We've just about
filled up the halls.)
üüDespite these and other
hardships, our Biosciences
departments continue to
achieve world acclaim for
breakthrough research in
cancer prevention, brain
development, and many other
areas.
üüBut the fact remains, Nobel
Prize winners and Gug
genheim Fellows don't grow
on trees. In order to hang on
to those we have, and continue
to attract top faculty, we need
more than a few new beakers
and Bunsen burners.
üüWe need your support.
üüBecause largely through
private contributions, we hope
to begin building a Biological
Sciences facility 
befitting a
world class corporation.
üüSo please call the number
below.
üüAnd help us put a stop to this
madness.