THIS SCROLLTEXT IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE SOME SWEARING.. AND AS THIS WAS WRITTEN AFTER HAVING A FEW SHOTS OF VODKA, IT MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME OF YOU, BUT I'LL TRY TO LIMIT IT... RIGHT YOU STUPID, MOTHERLESS GOATS, ARSEWIPE, CUNT, SHITHEAD, HAIRY ARSEHOLE, ARCHIE, CRUMPLED DONG, PINDICK, PEENIE, ARSELICKER, CUM MERCHANTS, MUFFS, CLITS, CLEFTS, QUIMS, BUM SCRAPERS, PURPLE LOVE SAUSAGELESS QUIMS, GORILLA SCROTUM, AND ANYONE ELSE TRYING TO WORK OUT WHAT THIS SAYS.. OH, ONE THING I WON'T SAY IS WHO WROTE THIS... YOU TAKE A GUESS AND WRITE TO ONE OF THE MAIN - I C - CONTACT ADDRESSES... ENOUGH IS ENOUGH... THIS IS REALLY A FULL -OSHITE-SCROLL SO GO AWAY, DRINK SOME SERIOUS BOOOOOZE, AND PART A SHEEPS REAR LEGS AND SLIP YOUR KEY IN, TO SEE IF YOU CAN UNLOCK IT... OR TRY OUT A GOAT... BUT WATCH FOR ITS HORNS...!!