+------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ G O D L E N E S MEGAMAN RELEASE 7.0 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------+ o MEGAMAN - THE MOVIE James Cameroon's new epic has caused a storm of controversy for only costing $150 million dollars to make. "I'm quite at home making low budget movies" laughs the self declared 'King Of The World'. MegaMan:The Movie deviates from the original plot of the game to fit in better with current hollywood ethics. Megaman (played by cat faced heart-throb, Tony Blair) falls in love with the evil Dr Wily (played by badger faced heart-throb Desmond Lynham). It is a tale of loves across the classes. Dr Wily's evil minions tut loudly as the doting couple 'get off' in the back of a nuclear bunker. Sparks fly as Wily's old lover, ElecMan (played by eel faced head-throb Gary Numan) tries to sabotage the couples happiness by electrocuting them until they are very dead. There are also memorable cameos by hedge-faced ear-throb Gordon Brown and arse- faced fist-throb Bernard Manning who tries to lighten up proceedings with some of his 'jokes' until he is crushed under a collapsing 400 foot metal structure. MegaMan:The Movie. Certificate PR. ( Pay before viewing. No Refunds. ) "I couldn't wait to leave" Daily Mail "The worst film since Titanic" Evening Standard "Des plays Wily to perfection" Empire "Its Casablanca on crack" NME "Absolute Bobbins" Everyone. Starring... MegaMan.........Tony 'Jesus II' Blair CutMan..........Gordon Brown BombMan.........Gerry Adams ElecMan.........Gary Numan FireMan.........Keith Flint IceMan..........Maggie Thatcher GutsMan.........Bernard Manning Dr Wily.........Des Lynham Musical Score...Micheal Nyman & Aqua o ITS GETTING BETTER, MEGAMAN In the dim and dark mists of the past the ReservoirGods released 'Megaman' for the GodBoy. This featured more colours and sound fx than any previous title and was nicely complemented by a stonking a MSG tune. It later went on to sweep the board in the " MrPink's favourite GodBoy Game " awards ceremony. But even this pales into significance compared to the NES version. Just suck on these extras: * Lots More MegaBaddies including the improbably named GutsMan * A shed full of extra weapons * A MegaMan MegaTrainer o A MEGAMAN FOR ALL SEASONS MegaMan has an unique chameleon style ability. After defeating a MegaBaddy he inherits their powers. To use these extra weapons press 'Pause' and a selection panel appears. Move up and down to select your desired weapon with 'P' being the standard pea shooter. A bar represents the ammo for each weapon. When changing weapon, MegaMan also changes his suit. He is a fashion conscious little chap who likes his weapons and clothes to be perfectly colour co- ordinated. o MEGAMAN TO MAN PERISH When all the normal baddies have been killed you gain access to Dr Wily's lair. This is a vast complex which is just about as big as the rest of the game put together. Lots more perils await you before you can face the evil scientist. o MEGAMAN MEGAMIX MegaMan features a massive tune from MSG - the biggest and best yet featured on a NES title. Turn the volume up to 11 and enjoy. Please Note: Having the music on does make the game slower, so if you are concerned about speed try playing with it off. ================================================================================ MEGAMAN MEGA TRAINER ================================================================================ The Megaman Trainer features so many options that we had to turn the graphics off to fit them on the screen! -[ INFINITE LIVES ]------------------------------------------------------------- Those little MegaMan Chaps just keep coming. -[ INFINITE ENERGY ]------------------------------------------------------------ Takes as many hits as you want. -[ INFINITE AMMO ]-------------------------------------------------------------- Weapons last longer than the average Coronation Street plot. -[ BOMB WEAPON ]---------------------------------------------------------------- -[ CUT WEAPON ]----------------------------------------------------------------- -[ ELEC WEAPON ]---------------------------------------------------------------- -[ FIRE WEAPON ]---------------------------------------------------------------- -[ GUTS WEAPON ]---------------------------------------------------------------- -[ ICE WEAPON ]----------------------------------------------------------------- This gives you the corresponding baddies super-weapon. It also means that you have automatically completed this stage and it will be marked as so. You can still play it if you wish and fight the SuperBaddy with his own power! -[ PLATFORM WEAPON ]------------------------------------------------------------ Very important item! This allows you to place platforms which you can jump on. You need this to get past certain points in Dr Wily's lair. -[ MEGA JUMPS ]----------------------------------------------------------------- Laugh in the face of Newton as you spring from the ground! ================================================================================ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (c) 1998 Reservoir Gods --------------------------------------------------------------------------------