= TERMINAL KETCHUP = 128 BYTE INTRO = BY RESERVOIR GODS =

Herman Stockwell studied the eco-system on his plate.
The sausage, egg and beans looked the result of some hideous genetic experiment.
The rubbery egg white floated aimlessly on a sea of grease.
Beans briefly  emerged  from  the  oil  slick,  gasping  for  air,  before being
unceremoniously submerged again.
The sausages, giant oil tankers,  slowly  patrolled  the  perimeters of the dish
scattering terrified beans in all directions.
Herman took a large bite out of his fried bread and stared out of the window.
At least he tried to stare out of  the  window,  but the layers of grease it was
caked in limited visibility to a few  yards.  He  could still make out the giant
crocodile of taxi cabs parked on street outside.
Good though it  was,  thought  Herman,  the  food  was  still  lacking one vital
ingredient. He reached across the table and  grabbed a dirty red plastic bottle.
Its label, in simple lettering, featured one word in bold prominence.
"DEATH".


           = TERMINAL KETCHUP = 128 BYTE INTRO = BY RESERVOIR GODS =

Remember the first ever Falcon demo you got?
No, not that one, the one by Sanity with the ace Jester music...
Yes! Here is a 128 byte version of 'Terminal Fuckup'!

Set your Falcon into 320x200 True Colour Mode.
Run 'TERMINAL.PRG'.
Hum the Jester music in time to the rot zoomer.

Terminal Ketchup requires an FPU and a strong stomach.


           = TERMINAL KETCHUP = 128 BYTE INTRO = BY RESERVOIR GODS =

Contact:

 mrpink_rg@hotmail.com  [ HP Sauce ]
    msg_rg@hotmail.com  [ Mayo ]
 ripley_rg@hotmail.com  [ Salad Cream ]
       sh3@zentet.co.uk [ Condiments ]

 http://www.acs.bolton.ac.uk/~msg1css/maison.htm
 http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/zmoe3/three.htm

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