"CIDER WITH RG"                 A 128 Byte Intro               by Reservoir Gods


:: Introduction By Robin Cook ( The Barry White of the foreign office )

What are you doing in my house? You're  not  from the News of the World are you?
Cider with Rosie? Look, I can explain everything!  I only went to her hotel room
to examine some very  important  foreign  office  documentation that had somehow
become lodged in her underwear! Oh, 'Cider With RG', the Reservoir Gods demo?

Well I believe it all started  with  those Swedish people, Dead Hackers Society.
Incidentally aren't Swedish women  fantastic?  I  am  thinking  of relocating my
constituency office to Sweden, I am sure  my  voters would agree this would be a
positive move towards  European  integration.  In  fact,  I  am  rather  keen of
'European Integration' of my own sort!

'Cider With RG' is a 128 byte  intro.  This  means it has just 128 love-bytes of
pulsating code. It does a realtime zoom  effect. And it displays the letters RG.
If you sort of squint your eyes you  could imagine it was the letters 'RC' which
is my initials! I'm very famous your know! Do you want to sleep with me?

How to run 'Cider With RG' - with Robin Cook's 5 easy steps:

 1. Put your Falcon into 320x200 (or 320x240) true colour mode
 2. Run 'CIDER128.PRG'
 3. Dance around your bedroom with naked glee
 4. Run off with your secretary
 5. Invade Iraq

Famous cooks who aren't Robin Cook:

 1. Alistair Cook & his letter from America
    Catchphrase: "Good evening."
    Public Response: Zzzzzz

 2. Roger Cook
    Catchphrase: "Open the door, I know you're in"
    Public Response: Attack with blunt instruments

 3. Thomas Cook
    Catchphrase: "Don't just book it, Thomas Cook it!"
    Public Response: Deciding against a holiday this year

 4. That chef in the muppets
    Catchphrase: "Hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy"
    Public Response: "Who slipped the acid into my tea?"

 5. Delia Smith
    Catchphrase: "And you can find out more in my new book, only 15.99!"
    Public Response: Armed Insurrection

 6. Captain Cook
    Catchphrase: "Ahoy there me hearties!"*
    Public Response: Avoidance of history lessons

 7. Sam Cooke
    Catchphrase: Some soulful crooning
    Public Response: When's the next Oasis album out?

 8. Peter Cook
    Catchphrase: Unprintable
    Public Response: Why is he wasting his time with Dudley Moore?

 9. That bloke from Ready, Steady, Cook!
    Catchphrase: "Not Guilty"
    Public Response: Bring back hanging

10. Robert Cooke
    Catchphrase: "heja!"
    Public Response: Where is Willies?

* Possibly not entirely factually correct

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                         "Cider With RG 128 byte intro"


                                  Programming
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                                    Mr Pink

                                  Inspiration
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                              Dead Hackers Society
                               Air / Moon Safari
                            Joseph Heller / Catch 22
                             Sox the Whitehouse cat

                                    Contact
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                             mrpink_rg@hotmail.com


                            (c) 1998 Reservoir Gods

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