10 PRINT "The world is a vampire! .......... It was a cold dark night in Atarineverland when evil ol captain Hasbrohook tried to take over Laser Pan and the lost mystic boys bytes village. The captain, who lost one of his hands in the fight with the Infogrammes-Croco, shouted something like 'MY BALLS ARE FULL!' ... ehm no, 'LOST BOYS are cool!' ... ehm no, 'PRETTY PISSING RULES!' ... while ol BSE-Corpse Hasbrohook tried to remember how to articulate, brave young Laser Pan took his chipsword and started to do 'AEROBIC! ... the hasbropirates and also the mystic-lost -bytes - boys - band didn't know what this should mean. Hmmmm, it definitely had nothing do to with SEX. und eins und zwei. What was that? He is couting in german! Must be a secret weapon or something! Suddenly, a swarm of bumblebees appeared! Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Flup! Teleport. CALL 0190 /666666 for FREE SEX! HTTP://www.mclaserslandofpur- -esexualdesires.com! CLICK NOW FORBRITNEY SPERM, EHM SPEARM, EHM SPEARS NUDE AND DOING BLOWJOBS! We have everything: black pussies, cat pussies, wet pussies, horse pussies, asshole pussies, big dicks, small dicks, big tits, bigger tits, giant monster tits, tits big like planets, teenies with small tits, gays and lesbians... if we don't have it we can get it for you! CLICK NOW! ... ehm stop stop stop... what was that? Damn little commercial breaks :-) ... ok ok, I can imagine Britney crying for more when I fuck her little asshole ... at the same time she is licking Christina Aguilera's pussyhole... oooh, this is only a short excerpt what my dirty mind has hidden inside kids... but I won't scare you... stop mastur- -bating now. I can get much ruffa... but then you won't talk to me anymore I think ;-) ... hey follow the white rabbit... now... oh, hello MR. MAD HATTER... what about a cup of aphrodisiacoffee? YEAH, WE ARE CELEBRATING OUR NON-BIRTHDAY! 355 DAYS EVERY YEAR!!! After drinking the tea ehm coffee ehm tea ehm tea-coffee I had a long discussion with a Acorn-Tree who told me about his problems when it gets winter... 'Oh man, I always lose my leaves when the winter comes! Are there any pills I can use?' - I had no idea - Another tree... an OAK always wanted to be a fir tree ... It looked to my like a problem of identity. I slowly moved away from them when they started to have tree- -sex... straaaaange. Both started to lose their leaves... and it wasn't winter yet... in wonderland... eh neverland... or atariland :-) ... Jump around! jump around! ... give da wickedest cru ya sounds! This is the edge the abyss and YOU DANCE AEROBIC! do it! do it now!!! und eins und zwei! Flup! Teleport. I found myself up in the cloudcastles of demoland... surrounded by beautiful big balloons... I looked out of the cloud-window and a scrolltext passed my by saying... READ THIS TO THE END AND I TELL YOU TO FIND THE HIDDEN SCREEN... some boygroup- -lemmings with parachutes were jumping from a higher cliff... falling down to earth like snowflakes... but what was that... someone must have been pressed the KILL ALL button!!! 5 4 3 2 1 SPLASH! ... and it rained blood! The chipper- -underground again succeeded against those lamers! ... even without dancing AEROBIC! This Scroller was written in a few hours on the last day of the year 2000... in a few hours this year is over... so my final words are just... Take care... MC Laser, your hobby transvestite. 20 GOTO 10